Top 200 Funny Affirmations to Brighten Your Day

Funny Affirmations

Funny affirmations to make your day better

More and more people are looking for better ways to take care of themselves and change the way they think about things.

But for people who have never done affirmations before, it can be strange at first. It can feel weird to say affirmations out loud to yourself and over and over again.

One way to help with that is to practice saying silly or funny affirmations first.

If I feel like I’m being too serious or if I just need a laugh or a smile, I like to add a funny statement to my daily routine. Funny things make my day better and make me smile. They also help me remember not to take things so seriously. 

Why Should You Use Funny Affirmations?

Affirmations are used to help people change their negative thoughts into good ones. Having fun can also help with this.

We can change the way we think about the world to be more positive and funny by saying positive and funny things over and over again.

Being funny can make us happier, and laughing has many other health effects as well, like lowering stress, boosting the immune system, and easing muscle tension.

It’s great to laugh when you’re feeling stressed. How many of us watch or listen to funny videos or pictures to feel better?

Thoughts that are funny can also help us. I like to think of funny affirmations as extra strong affirmations. They have the same positive effect as regular affirmations, but they give you that extra little boost of happiness and mood-boosting power. 


Funny Affirmations

  • Good hair days are drawn to me.
  • I was born to be “gracefully clumsy.”

  • It’s easy for me to find the best parking spots.
  • Like a magnet, I draw tasty food to me.
  • I always know how to find the TV remote, even when things are a mess.
  • I’m always the funny person in the room, even if no one else is.
  • I work as a skilled napper.
  • I have the power to make a bad joke sound funny.
  • I am super good at finding socks that are lost.
  • It’s like I can always pick the line at the food store that moves the fastest.
  • I’m great at singing in the shower.

  • Finding the right GIF for any situation is one of my best skills.
  • I am very good at making awkward situations into memories that you will never forget.
  • Even the grumpiest cats can purr when I pet them.
  • It’s easy for me to see the bright side of things, even if it’s just a shiny piece of foil.
  • I have the power to make any dance move look cool (or at least fun).
  • My funny comebacks are the best at making people laugh.
  • I know how to find the best deals and savings like the back of my hand.
  • I am the best person in the world at getting headphones wires untangled.
  • I always seem to be able to find the last slice of pizza.
  • I’m very good at making funny Snapchat effects.
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  • Catching food before it falls to the ground is something I’m very good at.
  • When I sing in the car, I’m a pro at timing the words to songs exactly.
  • It’s easy for me to turn boring chores into epic adventures.
  • After giving up looking for the remote key for a while, I always seem to find it.
  • Making new people feel like old friends is something I’m very good at.
  • Always being able to find the best memes is one of my amazing skills.
  • I am very good at making people laugh with my funny facial movements.
  • Any bad day can be made better right away by my contagious laughs.
  • No matter how tight the spot is, I am a master at parallel parking.
  • I am very good at remembering the punchlines of jokes, even if I forget how they started.
  • It’s easy for me to make awkward moments even more awkward (in a funny way).
  • I always know how to find the right pun in a conversation.
  • It’s impossible for me not to take great selfies.
  • It’s like I can always pick out the cutest animals in a crowd.
  • I have an amazing skill for making ordinary times into unforgettable memories.
  • I always know how to get the best seat in a movie theater.
  • My silly dance moves can lift anyone’s mood.
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  • I’m very good at making funny and interesting posts for social media.
  • I have a unique ability to keep a straight face even when things are totally hilarious.
  • I am amazingly good at finding fun in the most ordinary and small things.
  • I know how to make funny faces in pictures without looking silly.
  • I have an amazing skill for finding the right GIF response to any conversation.
  • I’m great at finding the funniest movies on YouTube to make people laugh.
  • For some reason, my jokes always make people laugh out loud.
  • I am the best at winning dance fights that happen out of the blue.
  • I always seem to be able to find the best places to hide in hide-and-seek.
  • Laughter is one of my natural skills for making people feel at ease.
  • It’s easy for me to make funny animal sounds.
  • I have the power to make any awkward quiet funny.
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  • For some reason, I can always find the funniest memes before they go popular.
  • I know how to make kids laugh by making funny faces at them.
  • I have a remarkable ability to effortlessly uncover the ideal pun in any setting.
  • It is easy for me to find humor in the little things that go wrong in life.
  • I have the power to make any karaoke act (good or bad) stand out.
  • I’m totally great at making funny and fun TikTok movies.
  • It’s amazing how I can always find the funniest part of a joke.
  • It’s easy for me to make people laugh with my silly dance moves.
  • Any bad day can be turned into a humor show by me.
  • I know exactly how to find the funny podcasts to make my day better.
  • Finding laughter in the strangest places is something I’m very good at. 

Funny Daily Affirmations

  • I’m a person, not something they do. And I’ve decided to be lazy today and enjoy it.
  • I’m very good at my job as CEO of Procrastination Inc.
  • I’m great at doing many things at once, except folding clothes.
  • It’s easy for me to park in parallel. Get out of here, world!
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  • Negative ions and good vibes are drawn to me, especially when I touch a door handle.
  • I’m a master at finding the best balance between Netflix and my duties.
  • The only thing that makes me strong is caffeine (99%).
  • I am very good at finding fun in bad situations. Life is one long mistake movie.
  • I am very good at remembering useless facts. You can ask me anything that’s not on the test.
  • I’m like a superhero when it comes to finding the best jokes to make my day better.
  • I know exactly how to press the snooze button. It’s something I could use to win an Olympic gold medal.
  • I know just where to look on the internet to find the funniest cat movies.
  • I’m very good at coming up with good reasons to eat dessert for breakfast.
  • I often get lost in my own thoughts. It’s like a new trip in your mind every day.
  • I’m great at making funny and realistic posts for social media. Follow me to laugh every day!
  • I’m great at finding fun in the things I do wrong. Gravity will always be my enemy.
  • It’s easy for me to figure out the fastest way to get to the snack aisle at the store.
  • I’m very good at making awkward situations into famous stories.
  • I’m great at making people laugh because I always say the right thing at the right time.
  • It doesn’t matter how well it’s hidden; I can always find the last slice of pizza.
  • I am very good at making boring things into exciting journeys in my head.
  • It is easy for me to find the best GIFs for any situation. It’s really an art.
  • It’s easy for me to find the best deals and savings. I’m known for being thrifty.
  • I can remember movie lines very well, but I forget everything else.
  • It doesn’t matter if I have to drive around the block a dozen times to find the right parking spot.
  • I’m very good at making up words that belong in the book.
  • I’m very good at seeing the bright side of every cloud, even if it’s just the sun reflecting off of it.
  • I’m very good at turning dull chores into dance parties. Is it true that cleaning can’t be fun?
  • When it comes to making people laugh, I’m like a superhero… most of the time.
  • I’m very good at finding the funny side of things that go wrong in life. All of this is just stuff for my comedy act. 

Fun Positive Affirmations


  • I draw happiness and laughter to myself. I always have fun where I go.
  • I’m okay with being silly and letting my kid side play.
  • Good thoughts come into my life because I give off good energy.
  • The people around me laugh and smile because of me.
  • For fun, I choose to look at the world and find happiness in the little things.
  • Everyday things are easy for me to turn into amazing journeys.
  • I love my quirks and appreciate what makes me different.
  • I am a creative mind, and I can think of anything.
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  • Simple things in life, like dancing in the rain or blowing bubbles, make me happy.
  • I spread happiness, and my laughing makes other people laugh too.
  • People smile when they see me because I’m a happy magnet.
  • I love making people happy and am like a burst of happiness.
  • I take on problems with a cheerful outlook and a sense of humor.
  • I know how to find fun in any situation, even when things are bad.
  • The power of laughter to heal and strengthen me is something I believe in.
  • I give off good vibes and encourage others to find happiness in their own lives.
  • I make everyone happy and fill their lives with endless fun and laughs.
  • It’s up to me to see the world as my playground, full of endless fun things to do.
  • I am a lighthouse of happiness and fun for everyone I meet.
  • I look for joy everywhere and am happy in the smallest things.
  • I am a builder of laughter, and everywhere I go, I make people smile and laugh.
  • I believe in the power of fun and let it bring joy into my life.
  • Fun things and exciting journeys are drawn to me like a magnet.
  • I choose to have a happy heart and a playful spirit in life.
  • I’m very good at finding the good in bad situations and turning problems into chances to learn and laugh.
  • I am a director of laughter, planning times of happiness for myself and others.
  • I’m a happiness fighter who tries to make everyone happy and make them laugh.
  • I believe that having fun and playing can heal my soul and make me feel better.
  • I’m very good at making every day interesting and funny by finding humor in everyday things.
  • I love having fun, and life is my game. 

Sarcastic Affirmations

  • Thank goodness it’s another great day to act like I have my life together.
  • I am very good at putting things off. Why do something today when I can wait until tomorrow?
  • I am amazing at putting up with annoying people. It’s really a gift.
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  • It’s easy to see that I’m not an adult. People, take notes.
  • I’m very good at finding the trickiest way to solve the easiest problems.
  • One of my amazing skills is losing important things at the worst possible times.
  • It’s easy for me to buy things I don’t need with money I don’t have. Who needs to be responsible with their money?
  • It’s easy for me to make things even more awkward. It’s really an art.
  • I’m very good at getting up five minutes before I need to leave the house. The best way to use your time.
  • I am very good at giving myself ridiculous goals and then ignoring them right away.
  • It’s strange, but I can remember every embarrassing event in my life very clearly.
  • I am very good at finding the bad in every good thing. It’s a special skill of mine.
  • I think too much all the time like Superman. One pointless worry at a time to save the world.
  • I have an amazing ability to turn an easy choice into a full-on existential crisis.
  • It’s easy for me to say the wrong thing at the wrong time. It’s really a gift.
  • It is amazingly easy for me to find the most comfy spot on the couch and stay there.
  • I’m very good at getting excited about projects and then never finishing them. Perfect in its lack of completion.
  • It is very easy for me to dodge calls and answer messages. Who needs to communicate with other people?
  • I always seem to be able to find the line that moves the slowest. Patience is a virtue of mine.
  • When I make plans, I always forget about them at the last minute. You need to be flexible. 


Funny Affirmations for Coworkers


  • I bring the right amount of snark and coffee to the office, and my coworkers are lucky to have me.
  • I’m the office comedian, making everyone laugh and smile during those never-ending meetings.
  • I’m very good at making office stress into a comedy show. Why do we need reality TV?
  • My coworkers are like family to me, but we can’t stop being friends. Let the chaos go on!
  • Everyone’s taste buds will be happy at the office lunch because I bring the best snacks.
  • I’m the superhero of the office; a clever comment or a funny meme will always save the day.
  • I’m very good at turning boring office chores into fun ones. You can thank me later for the fun!
  • People who work with me are lucky to have me because I can fix the printer by hitting it.
  • I’ve pulled the best office pranks in history. Watch out, friends! April Fool’s Day is my day to shine!
  • I’m the office clown, and my funny one-liners make Mondays a little easier to handle.
  • Some of my coworkers come to me when they need to laugh or a shoulder to cry on.
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  • My coworkers are glad that I have great taste in office decor. I bring the party to the offices!
  • When it comes to making funny email signatures that make my coworkers laugh, I’m the expert.
  • As the office coffee expert, it’s my job to make sure everyone gets their daily fix of caffeine.
  • Everyone at work appreciates how well I can choose the right GIF for every office chat.
  • I put together songs for the office that make our days feel like a never-ending dance party.
  • I’m kind of like the office doctor because I make people laugh, which is the best way to relieve stress.
  • My coworkers are lucky to have me because every Friday I’m supposed to bring donuts to work. Improved mood at work!
  • It’s my job to plan silly team-building events that make everyone feel like they’re kids again.
  • As the office cheerleader, it’s my job to spread happiness and laughter to keep everyone on the team engaged and having fun. 


Witty Funny Affirmations

  • I am so funny that Shakespeare looks like a kid who just likes to make people laugh.
  • I know how to use jokes perfectly, and I always do it at the right time.
  • I know a lot of sarcastic words. My wit is endless.
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  • As a professional comedian, I know how to make people laugh and leave them silent.
  • I’m so smart that I can say something quick before you finish your thought.
  • I’m the life of the party because my funny stories and clever banter make everyone laugh.
  • I’m great at turning awkward situations into stories that will make us laugh for years to come.
  • I am very good at making puns that make people laugh and groan at the same time.
  • I’m like a live stand-up comedy show; I make people laugh everywhere I go.
  • Everyday things are hilarious to me because I’m a comic genius.
  • I’m very good at finding the funny side of things that happen in life and telling everyone about it.
  • I am very good at striking the right balance between wit and charm, and everyone I meet remembers me for a long time.
  • I am a smart wordsmith who can come up with funny phrases that make people laugh out loud.
  • It’s like I’m a comic ninja; I can tell jokes quickly and quietly.
  • I build funny moments that bring people together; I’m a laughter builder.
  • I’m very good at noticing things and finding fun in the little things that people do that make life interesting.
  • I’m great at making jokes and have a quiver full of them for every situation.
  • I’m like a walking comic club—always ready to make you laugh with a joke.
  • I am a humor expert who plays the laughter strings with skill and style.
  • I am a clever wizard who makes everyone laugh and feel magical when I’m around. 


Funny Affirmations For Friends

  • My friends are lucky to have me around because I’m always giving them bad advice and funny stories.
  • It’s always fun to hang out with me when things are going badly. Thank you!
  • Some jokes are so good that only my friends and I can understand them. We live in our own funny world.
  • The perfect timing I have when it comes to making sarcastic comments is something my friends really respect.
  • My friend can make anyone laugh so hard that milk comes out of their nose. It’s really a skill.
  • I’m the person to ask about funny cat videos, silly jokes, and anything else funny on the internet. I’ll take care of you.
  • Many thanks to my friends for always being able to find fun in painful situations. It’s a real gift.
  • I’m the friend who can always tell a good joke. When you’re with me, life is like a comedy sketch that never ends.
  • I am the best at planning crazy, memorable get-togethers that make my friends laugh out loud.
  • There are times when even the most boring things can feel like an adventure to my friends.
  • My friend can make a serious situation funny with just the right look on her face.
  • I’m kind of like an unofficial friendship therapist because I think laughing is the best way to heal and connect with others.
  • My friends like how I can give people silly nicknames that they will always remember. Not sorry, sorry.
  • That friend of mine who will do anything to make you laugh, even if it makes me look bad.
  • I’m the joker in our group of friends, so every time we get together, we laugh and have a good time.
  • My friends love me because I can laugh at even the most boring things. I make everyday things funny in unusual ways.
  • I am the friend who always has a clever remark or funny comeback ready to make a talk fun.
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  • I’m great at making us laugh at our embarrassing moments and telling stories about them that become legends.
  • My friends really like how I can always find the funniest GIFs for any situation. I’m an expert on GIFs.
  • I’m the kind of friend who can turn even the most serious conversations into fits of uncontrollable laughing. 


Tips on How to Use Funny Affirmations


Sure, funny affirmations can be used the same way you use any other kind. But here are some things to keep in mind if you are new to affirmations:


  • Whenever you can, say “I” in the present tense.
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  • Pick words that make you laugh, smile, or feel good.
  • Take a big breath and smile.
  • Say your statement out loud and over and over again if you need to.
  • Smile and laugh at yourself.
  • When you need a mood boost, use them. 


Final Thoughts on Funny Affirmations

A lot of people find that funny mantras are helpful. Making affirmations is a great way to change the way you think and start thinking more positively. These things, along with reminders to smile and laugh, can help you feel even better.

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Don’t stress out about things too much. Life is short.

Do not be afraid to use a funny statement. You might love it in the end.

Look after yourself.

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